adrians:

a group of 8 kids just left mcdonalds and one left their super mario happy meal toy so I went over and took it and 20 seconds later they all come back in with their mum looking for the toy. And I’m sat here with it hid under my shirt and everyone around me knows I’ve got it but it’s too late to go back now I waited too long to say I had it oh god kill me I’m sweating this is so tense

(via popularboyfriend)

sofapizza:

pleatedjeans:via
ay lil mama lemme whisper in ya ear
awwww-cute:

Just give it to me straight doc
mrgabe88:

Victorian era house in Angeleno Heights, Los Angeles

nernesis:

WHAT IS “FOR 20” AND WHY ARE ALL THESE RED EYED TEENAGERS TALKING ABOUT ARSON

(via in-my-wonder-years)

fullmetalfisting:

Some women want to be house wives and some women want to be Harvard professors and some women want to be porn stars and some women want to be nuns and some women want to be surgeons and there is nothing wrong with anyone’s profession I am sick of people being rude to women about their professions oh my god

(via popularboyfriend)

starllex:

I don’t get how babies can cry at restaurants lol like nigga why you cryin there’s food around you rejoice

(via popularboyfriend)

cokeflow:

“I’m on my way!” I say as I remain naked in bed

(Source: cokeflow, via popularboyfriend)

spookymormon:

please stop asking me about my future ill cry

(via metalhearted)

pubicles:

Becoming a cold hearted bitch wasn’t really what I planned to do with my life but here I am

(via coldvibess)

veryraresecrete:

i’m getting laser eye surgery. very excited to have laser eyes

(via metalhearted)